| | Subject: | I am happy | | Time: | 09:21 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/smile.gif) ecstatic |
|
| i am happy now...it is fun
i wonder if ze doc. would be impressed that a picture of him is being put online for public viewing? | comments: Leave a comment   |
| I will now commence my new journal by writing a poem about blood, referring to my favourite bands slipknot, korn and tool:
blood is fun
it is cool
it is so fun it makes me drool
i love slipknot korn and tool
mmmmmmmmm! I love metal! | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| i almost have time to write things...not that i really would if i did have time. so for your entertainment i will pretend that i have many problems so you guys can laugh at them, and say interesting things in my lj, other than writing random shit...
AND SO BEGINS A NEW ERA OF IDIOTIC POSTS WHERIN I PRETEND TO HAVE PROBLEMS WHICH I DON'T AND CRY A LOT:
if i remember to
ps. who is the mexican/spaniard who posted in a foreign language???
could it be my first weird lj connection??? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Being at Ben's house, I thought this the perfect time to update his journal. BEN BEING ME, OF COURSE. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IN BEN'S HOUSE IF I WASN'T BEN? CLEARLY.
I would like you to know at this time that I am a total loser who doesn't know how to update a journal regularly. Maybe if I did, I would post more often.
Ben says it's against his principles to say anything in this journal. EXCEPT BEN IS ME SO HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE IF I'M POSTING RIGHT NOW? LOGICAL PARADOX. YOU WILL NOW EXPLODE. | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
| It's a terrible thing to be crappy at bowling. Take me, for example. I, Benjamin M. Wylie, cannot bowl worth my salt. Or anybody's salt for that matter. On Thursday, I went bowling, and my ass was most regrettably kicked into the ground by one Alissa M. Powell.
Take this hilarious anecdote for an example: I bowled a gutter ball. Now, a gutter ball is pretty ordinary you might say, but the thing is, we were playing with bumpers.
Luckily, I'm still better than Marta, she being the reason we were forced to play with bumpers in the first place.
Still can't compare to Alissa though. Man, and I do say this with utmost seriousness, and would never take back these words, she is awesome.
Also, Good Charlotte is totally punk. The song, The Anthem really speaks to me. Because it's deep. In a punk way. Yo. And um, I really feel their music, like what they're saying. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hello. I am Ben. Not Nina or Marta, definitely not.
I decided that I don't update in my journal enough. So here I am (yes, ME NOT ANYONE ELSE) updating.
A wonderful subject on which to reflect would be the awesomeness of Nina and Marta, namely Nina, who spent a good 20 minutes getting this journal for me and making my icons. Such virtue is not to be overlooked, ever, and if anyone deserves to have her feet licked, certainly it is Nina.
In other news, I have no idea what to say, but maybe if I would get off my ass and update my journal, there would be something interesting for me to say. Thank you and good night.
Oh yes! I love Hilary Duff, she writes the best punk music EVER. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Today was uninteresting. Actually, exams are over, and I'm happy but I'm still working and it sucks and Dalma is hot like a fox. And I just ejaculated four times. Anyhoo, I am also hot sex. And I ejaculate every time I look into a mirror, because I can't get over how hot my hair is, and Alissa is a poo-poo face. My hair is good! Altso, she should not get more back rubs when her parents are home. But I do like a girl who moans when she gets a massage.
I have writer's block. Dalma is hot.
Dalma is sex. Altso me. And altso, Dalma wants to cut off my scalp and keep it and sleep with it and make love to it all the time because it is so hot. But she's not allowed, unless I'm invited (to the sexing, not the scalp-removing).
I'm too lazy to type this right now, so I'm getting Dalma to do the typing for me. Because she is hot like a HOT FOX. A VERY VERY HOT FOX. And modest. But moreso sexy-fine.
By the way, I got arrested for eating a plum and obstructing shopping traffic with Neil. Dalma is hot. She will someday get arrested for being too hot, and completely stopping shopping traffic. | | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment |
| I am sorry Nina and for all others i may have insulted through my faulty spelling and bad form.
Ben | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | Yipes | | Time: | 07:27 pm |
|
| the last journal was supposed to say "better go now, thanks for setting me up Nina" from now on i shall use punctuation
Ben | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Dalma is such a fox and she makes me hot. Alissa, that was some good DDR sex but Dalma i was totally better than Alissa. Anyway that is not journal style so here goes. Dear diary...today i had an english exam and they are poop. it was not fun and from now on i am refraining from using punctuation or capital letters...anyway i think i did ok but i am not too sure anyone who reads this will want me to go to hell but that is ok anyway i did it on love what a silly thing that was fun at alissa's house but i have to babysit which is not so bad because the kid is cool and we play computer games i also think dalma is a total hotty not that she told me to put that in or anything the lack of punctuation is to rebel against the normal livejournals and it allows for multiple interpretations but i better go study no thanks for setting me up nina | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Today i did many interesting things but frankly they are none of your damn business so butt out! | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| NINA: We made an LJ for Benjamin. If he doesn't update, I will personally throttle him. With a big, fat salami.
MARTA: Nin a (Fee Ling's sister) is forcing me to type something. Here you go.
NINA: Marta is ugly. The only reason I made her write something is because the hot Benjamin is downstairs. Whateber.
MARTA: Ugly, eh? UGLY LIKE A FOX/YOUR FACE.
NINA: It's true. I must go now, and get it on with Marta. See you later. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| |
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
full_buttocks's journal![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/sad.gif){kind=small}
depressed![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/wink.gif){kind=small}
quixotic![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/angry.gif){kind=small}
bitchy